this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
This is so intriguing
Need to get more.
this shit just LOOKS painful idk how yalll do it
it’s a really enjoyable pain
"the polite thing to do is say yes" are you fucking kidding me.
I think the polite thing is to fuck off when someone tells you there not interested, rather than being a fuck face who can’t under stand a one-syllable, two letter word.
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Holy mother of god.
My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom
it was a tea bag
A few months ago I made this post with wintry animals, but now it is summertime and here are some summer-loving animals checking in on you! be good to yourselves! :)